Beginnings are the worst. I have no idea how to start this. Let’s just shove it off the gangplank and get goin’.
Welcome! I’ll be updating the “Stories” section with stories, obviously, and this blog with commentary, bitching, and TMI. If you’re good, I might post pictures of cats.
All stories are to be considered NSFW and inappropriate for children. Please be 18, or at the very least lie to me about your age so my ass is covered. Feel free to take off your pants – I feel that’s the best way to enjoy my work, as that’s how I write it.