27 – Just Desserts

Yeah, okay, well, what’s important is that I amused myself, right? You feel a great weight settle on your chest,as if the hand of god Himself came downand thrust into your chest His thorny crownand you began to bleed at His behest. Surely this is punishment for your sins – for surely that must be …

24 – Troubleshooting Your Ravenous Router™

Got a new page of Sects up today. Also the manual for the router they’re using, in case you need that. Thank you for purchasing this refurbished Ravenous Router™! All routers have been thoroughly inspected by the Starvation Street™ Specialists, and include all essential parts and accessories. Should your router be unable to access the …

21 – Idolator

Oh right I’m supposed to post this after I write it. I finished this around five pm and then… got distracted. Very tired today. Here’s some transhumanist weirdness. I’ll take whichever singularityI welcome our new robot overlords.I would be happy to carry their cordsand download all their generosity. There’s already a port for that in …

Phrases That Make Me Swipe Left

and other reasons your online dating profile is not getting you laid Once you’ve been doing the online dating thing for a bit, whatever app or service you use, your eyes start to glaze over. Especially if you’re femme-shaped, you see people calling for attention all day long, every day of the year, until they …